Friday, January 29, 2010

Spirit Stuck For Good, To Become Stationary Science Platform

Spirit Stuck For Good, To Become Stationary Science Platform: "


Spirit, you were a good rover. You were a great rover. You did your job, and more. There was never any doubt as to whether you’d be staying on Mars, but nearly two thousand days of operation instead of ninety? Incredible.


Spirit isn’t done yet, but unfortunately, she might be getting close… NASA has officially given up attempts to extricate the rover from deep sand and has declared her a stationary science platform. In the next few weeks, small movements will be made to try and orient Spirit’s solar panels more favorably toward the south, in the hopes that they will be able to generate enough power to keep Spirit alive through the Martian winter.


If Spirit makes it, she could continue to do valuable scientific work for months or even years:


“There’s a class of science we can do only with a stationary vehicle that we had put off during the years of driving,” said Steve Squyres, a researcher at Cornell University and principal investigator for Spirit and Opportunity. “Degraded mobility does not mean the mission ends abruptly. Instead, it lets us transition to stationary science.”


One stationary experiment Spirit has begun studies tiny wobbles in the rotation of Mars to gain insight about the planet’s core. This requires months of radio-tracking the motion of a point on the surface of Mars to calculate long-term motion with an accuracy of a few inches.


“If the final scientific feather in Spirit’s cap is determining whether the core of Mars is liquid or solid, that would be wonderful — it’s so different from the other knowledge we’ve gained from Spirit,” said Squyres.


Tools on Spirit’s robotic arm can study variations in the composition of nearby soil, which has been affected by water. Stationary science also includes watching how wind moves soil particles and monitoring the Martian atmosphere.


We’re all pulling you ya back here on Earth, Spirit.


Meanwhile, Opportunity is doing just fine, heading towards a very young crater called Concepcion at a blistering pace of about 200 feet per day. Stuck or not, these little rovers never cease to amaze me.


[ Press Release ]

Comic VIA [ xkcd ]


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Thursday, January 28, 2010

Epic Dinosaur Duel Not As Epic As I Imagined

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These are two dueling dinos as imagined by deviantARTist IsisMasshiro. As you might be able to tell, it looks less like an epic dino-fight and more like a moderate catfight. Which, true story, two women got into at the bar last weekend. Now I'm not saying I was encouraging them, but I certainly wasn't not yelling, 'TEAR HER TRAMPY BLOUSE OFF!' at the top of my lungs either.

IsisMasshiro's DeviantART

Thanks to Wayne, Clint and Killbot Nemesis, who have all had to break up catfights at one time or another. Did you find any clumps of hair afterward?! (I want to smell them)"

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Terrify everyone with an R/C helicopter bomb

Terrify everyone with an R/C helicopter bomb: "Terrify everyone with an R/C helicopter bomb

Here's a bad idea: a bomb you can attach to a remote-controlled helicopter. And yes, you can drop it remotely. Sure, it's not explosive, but the people on the ground don't know that.



You can even fill it up with whatever substance you want, like chalk dust, as the manufacturer recommends, for 'that perfect explosion effect on impact.' Because nothing makes people feel OK about a bomb dropping from a tiny helicopter like a lot of white powder emanating from it. Brilliant.



Hobby King via Oh Gizmo! via Gadget Lab

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Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Monday, January 25, 2010

Watch Jupiter Rotate

Watch Jupiter Rotate: "

What would it be like to coast by Jupiter and watch it rotate?  What would it be like to coast by Jupiter and watch it rotate?


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Video: LOST x 24

Video: LOST x 24: "


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LOST gets redone 24-style, with the events leading up to and surrounding the crash of Flight 815 occurring in order; it’s a great refresher for LOSTies, but neophytes still need an orientation.





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Time machine: Windows 3.1 lives again on the web

Time machine: Windows 3.1 lives again on the web: "Time machine: Windows 3.1 lives again on the web

You whippersnappers won't remember this, but back in the olden days there was once a version of Windows called 3.1. It was unstable, plain-looking, clunky, virtually feature free, and we liked it. Want to know what it was like without actually loading it up on a real PC? Just go to this website, and there it is in all (well, some of) its glory.



It's a clever creation by Michael Vincent, using JavaScript to let you operate a replica of Windows 3.1 that feels remarkably like the real thing. You can even fire up MS DOS and type in a few choice commands that actually work. Heck, it's even slow like computers were back then.



Noticeably missing? One of our main pursuits back in 1991, Solitaire.



Michael Vincent, via CrunchGear

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Friday, January 22, 2010

Unseated

Unseated: "


Posted in Brown for Senate, Chappaquiddick, Democrats, Diversity Lane, Jayson, Kennedy, Massachusetts Election, Scott Brown, Ted Kennedy
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Thursday, January 21, 2010

todaze Lympian quote o the ding dong day

todaze Lympian quote o the ding dong day: "

Every year, these folks parade obscene images of dismembered fetusus (feti?) in plain sight of a pre-school located on the corner. I think it’s child abuse.

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Wednesday, January 20, 2010

66 Get A Mac Ads

66 Get A Mac Ads: "


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Fanboys of both OS’ are BSODing and kernel panicking as we speak: AdFreak has compiled all 66 TV spots from Apple’s “Get a Mac” campaign starring John Hodgman and Justin Long.





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Sunrise, Sunset

Sunrise, Sunset: "


Posted in Allison, Barack Obama, Big government, Brainwashed public, Brown for Senate, Democrats, Diversity Lane, Fighting the Left, Funny leftists, Massachusetts Election, Obama, Obama Supporters, Obama voters, Obamacare, Progressives, Progressivism, Scott Brown
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Wednesday, January 13, 2010

You’re A Grand Old ..?

You’re A Grand Old ..?: "


Posted in Devon, Diversity Lane, Funny leftists, Liberals, Progressives, Progressivism
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Free Candy!: Custom $175 Pedobear Hoodies

Free Candy!: Custom $175 Pedobear Hoodies: "pedobear-hoodie.jpg

Hey, want to creep everybody out and get your own personal patrol car following you where ever you go? Then buy a $175 custom Pedobear hoodie from Calgary Cosplay (Pedonadians!) and wear it to a middle school basketball game. Make sure to stare at the cheerleaders.

Product Site (with tons of custom Pokemon hoodies as well)
via
The Pedobear Hoodie Cost $175, Guarantees Instant Awesomeness [knucklesunited]

Thanks to Ezrail and I Never Back Down, who don't need Pedobear hoodies because they have half-grown mustaches and wear those glasses that automatically darken in sunlight."

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Awesome!

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...because it’s never too soon to start next year’s Christmas list.



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Monday, January 4, 2010

the lighter side of mind-numbing horror

the lighter side of mind-numbing horror: "

WHAT DO YOU FEAR



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The Simpsons x Estonia

The Simpsons x Estonia: "


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TV station TV3 puts an Estonian spin on this meticulously reimagined The Simpsons intro, swapping uranium rods for horseshoes and cars for carriages; Bart? A total Baltic brat.





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Spooky Video

Alma, A Beautiful And Wonderously Creepy Film: "

Alma is a short animated film directed by Rodrigo Blaas, and I absolutely love how creepy it is. This is Blaas’ first directorial work, but he has worked with Pixar and other animation studios for many years now as an animator on films such as Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, Ice Age and many more. The [...]"