Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Morning Bell: The Dodd-Frank Bailout is Already Here

Morning Bell: The Dodd-Frank Bailout is Already Here: "

On July 21, when President Barack Obama signed the Dodd-Frank financial regulation bill, he promised: “There will be no more taxpayer-funded bailouts. Period.” How long will this Obama promise last? Well, The New York Times reports today that “the Obama administration on Wednesday pumped $3 billion into programs intended to stop the unemployed from losing their homes,” including a program announced by the Department of Housing and Urban Development that “will draw on $1 billion authorized by the new financial overhaul law.” That’s right. The Dodd-Frank “no more taxpayer-funded bailouts forever” bill is not even a month old, and already President Obama is using it to turn your tax dollars into yet another bailout.

And why is the Obama administration turning to Dodd-Frank bailout funds so soon after passage? Because its original mortgage bailout plan, the Home Affordable Modification Program (HAMP), has been a complete failure. Don’t take our word for it. Here are the words (pdf) of Special Inspector General for the Troubled Asset Relief Program Neil Barofsky:

Unfortunately, HAMP continues to struggle to achieve its original stated objective, to help millions of homeowners avoid foreclosure “by reducing monthly payments to sustainable levels.” Despite a seemingly ever increasing array of HAMP-related initiatives designed to encourage participation in the program, the number of homeowners being helped through permanent modifications remains anemic, with fewer than 400,000 ongoing permanent modifications…and HAMP has not put an appreciable dent in foreclosure filings. Indeed, the number of trial and permanent modifications that have been canceled substantially exceeds the number of homeowners helped through permanent modifications.

The American people are essentially being asked to shoulder an additional $50 billion of national debt without being told, more than 16 months after the program’s announcement, how many people Treasury hopes to actually help stay in their homes as a result of these expenditures, how many people are intended to be helped through other subprograms, and how the program is performing against those expectations and goals. Without such clearly defined standards, positive comments regarding the progress or success of HAMP are simply not credible, and the growing public suspicion that the program is an outright failure will continue to spread.

Faced with the utter failure of its TARP funded mortgage bailout, the Obama administration is now turning to the left’s old stand-in for housing market interference: the government-sponsored entities (GSEs) Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. Fannie Mae is now working with the National Council of State Housing Agencies to let people buy houses with little or no down payment just like the GSEs did at the height of the housing bubble. And last week, Freddie Mac was also promoting no-down payment loans, this time through an array of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) programs. All this despite the fact that last week Fannie Mae announced it lost $1.2 billion in the second quarter of this year, and this week Freddie Mac announced a $4.71 billion loss. Both companies were also forced to ask for more Obama bailout cash, including $1.5 billion of your tax dollars for Fannie and another $1.8 billion for Freddie.

No wonder the Dodd-Frank financial regulation bill did nothing about Fannie and Freddie; the Obama administration had every intention of continuing to use them to prop up the housing market. These programs will do nothing but delay the inevitable housing market correction. Instead of letting the market sort out what these homes are really worth, the Obama administration is only prolonging economic hardship by making it harder for new home buyers to afford a moderately priced home and making it harder for those who need to move for work to sell their current homes.

As The Heritage Foundation’s Ron Utt has documented, in 2006 (the most recent year for which data are available for the countries being compared), the homeownership rate in Australia, Canada, Ireland, Spain and the United Kingdom matched or exceeded that in the United States. But none of these nations possess GSEs dedicated to expanding residential mortgage credit. It is far past time to end taxpayer bailouts, and Fannie and Freddie are one of the best places to start.

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This is the freakiest job ad you'll read today

This is the freakiest job ad you'll read today: "

Help-wanted

Job hunters, stop your search. We've found the best help-wanted ad in America, with the caveat that it's just a little bit creepy as hell. The job is "Jackson Hole (Wyoming) Personal Assistant." A "divorced, awesome father of two" is hoping to find a yoga-practicing body worker "to assist in managing nearly every aspect of his busy and juicy life." He goes on to explain thusly: "Just some of the hats you'll be wearing are: butler, chauffeur, bookkeeper, dog sitter, gardener, and organic/vegetarian/macro super chef, knowledgeable and safe tour/ski/water/guide, housekeeper, travel agent and baby sitter." He says the job could go to a man or a woman, though he seems to prefer someone "uniquely girly and a bit of a tomboy." For a comprehensive, exhausting and mildly disturbing job description, read the full listing after the jump, keeping in mind the outgoing assistant's ominous warning that "the next person that has this position must be in the 'yes' business."







Jackson Hole Personal Assistant



I am Looking for the perfect Personal Assistant, House Manager and
Handler. It's an amazing job for an amazingly special person. This could
be one of the best jobs in the Valley for the right person. Are you
uniquely girly and a bit of a tomboy? Do you bring a quiet sparkle to
all of your tasks? If you're not afraid of getting your hands dirty,
have as many muscles as you do Moxi and you prepare excellent organic
super healthy meals filled with love and light then this could be the
right position for you to sink your heart into.

These are only a few of the cool things about you



  • Infectious Smile

  • Drama-free

  • Easy Going and personable

  • Trustworthy

  • Dependable

  • Loyal

  • Funny with a Great sense of humor

  • Patient

  • Open-minded

  • Self-motivated

  • Dedicated

  • Flexible - able to Roll with Shifting Sands and Stay on Task

  • Not easily ruffled

  • Competent

  • Have personal Integrity, Spiritual values and the desire to make the world a better and more beautiful place

  • Compassionate

  • Caring

  • Intelligent

  • Athletic

  • Creative and able to think outside the box.

  • Yogini

  • Heart-Centered

  • Body worker

  • Environmentally conscious

  • Excellent communication skills



If we ran an ad looking for the right person it might read something like this:



Divorced, awesome father of two incredible children, a fabulous
son-13, and magical daughter -10, seeks a man or woman Friday to assist
in managing nearly every aspect of his busy and juicy life.



Applicant must be great with children and enjoy people, animals and
the outdoors. Knowledge of skiing/boarding, white water rafting, yoga
and body work a huge plus! Person should be Conscious, Heart-Centered
and seeking to grow personally, have positive vibrations, have excellent
communication and organizational skills, be very attentive to detail,
take great pride in their work and work environment. Person should be
prepared and capable of wearing all hats and have the capacity to shift
from one hat to the other with grace and ease. Just some of the hats
you'll be wearing are; Butler, chauffeur, bookkeeper, dog sitter,
gardener, and organic/vegetarian/macro super chef, knowledgeable and
safe tour/ski/water/guide, housekeeper, travel agent and baby sitter.


This position is not for the faint of heart or persons with strong
conservative political or religious beliefs and applicant should be
coming to the table with an open heart, open mind and the desire to be
in a peaceful, loving, and beautiful work environment. We are seeking a
long-term employee that will also be a part of our unique and loving
family who is as dedicated to our peace, happiness and well being as we
are to theirs. Willingness to travel and scheduling flexibility is a
must as well as the desire to please. Background check and drug test
will be mandatory. Must have own car in good condition for running
errands and other task.



'The things I like about my boss and his family are that he's
understanding and open to my thoughts. He's laid back and always
available for questions and concerns. This family is definitely into
having fun at work and my boss wants to keep his employees happy. The
kids are awesome and can take up part of my day. They often come home
from school yelling my name as they run up the stairs and greet me with a
hug! They often invite me to after school events, which have really
made me feel like part of the family. The kids are always the first
one's to tell me 'this tastes awesome' when I cook a meal. Leaving the
kids will definitely be the hardest part of passing this job onto you.
The next person that has this position must be in the 'yes' business and
be prepared for a fun and exciting job. No day is ever the same as the
last at this residence :) Always expect the unexpected! Give 100%, work
hard and be eager to please. Anything could be asked of you, so keep
positive and be prepared to do almost anything at the drop of a hat!'

....Current PA leaving to start her own family



This job consists of but not limited to everything under the sun. Here are some of them :)




  • Sprouting and juicing wheatgrass and fresh fruit daily

  • Cooking and serving private dinner parties and holiday celebrations

  • Retrieving mail

  • Paying bills

  • Light housekeeping

  • Laundry

  • Family care

  • Dog care and sitting when family is away

  • Driving friends and kids

  • Traveling to fun places at the last minute with the family

  • Manage landscapers, housekeepers, hire contractors as needed for repairs

  • Maintaining boats, bikes, cars, trucks, motorcycles, kayaks, sports gear, etc.

  • Setting grooming appointments for pets

  • Light gardening

  • Flower arranging

  • Making travel arrangements

  • Concierge to guests that frequent the home when family is out of town

  • Maintaining the peaceful, loving, spiritual environment of the home



Your typical day at our house:



    Start at 9am

  • Quietly finding things to do when people are sleeping

  • Load the dishwasher

  • Take out the trash

  • Feed the dogs

  • Water the flowerbeds or shovel snow in the winter

  • Prepare fresh juices and something for breakfast

  • Co-ordinate day with boss and see what is on his agenda for the day

  • Make beds

  • Check children's, guest, media and entertainment rooms and areas

  • Collect laundry

  • Light cleaning where required.




    Mid day

  • Head to town and run errands.

  • Get mail

  • Banking

  • Pick up or drop off dry-cleaning

  • Grocery shopping and anything else required

  • Return and start the laundry and prepare food as needed.

  • Open mail and pay bills after consulting with accountant and bookeeper

  • After all this if the weather is nice, Bring dog for an hour walk on river




    Late afternoon

  • Pick up kids from school

  • Help w/ home work and making lunches (during the school year)

  • Be proactive and find things to do i.e.

  • Wash vehicles

  • Organize the garage, mud room, gear

  • Sweep doorways and walkways

  • Organize drawers an cupboards

  • Arrange flowers and beautify home




    At the very end of the day

  • Walk through the house and make sure everything is in order

  • Check-out w/ boss with a big smile before you leave



Interested? Apply here.




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Thirty-Year-Old Encryption Formula Can Resist Quantum-Computing Attacks That Defeat All Common Codes

Thirty-Year-Old Encryption Formula Can Resist Quantum-Computing Attacks That Defeat All Common Codes: "

The core advantage of quantum computing -- the ability to compute for many possible outcomes at the same time and therefore crunch data much more quickly than classical computers -- also creates a problem for data security. Once the first high-powered quantum computers are functioning, they'll be able to quickly saw through many of our most common data encryption algorithms. But as it turns out, an obscure encryption code created in 1978 is resistant to all known methods of quantum attack.

Hang Dinh at the University of Connecticut and a few colleagues figured out that CalTech mathematician Robert McEliece's code is structured in such a way that a quantum computer couldn't just pull it apart, at least not by any known process. Rooted in a mathematical puzzle called the hidden subgroup problem, standard quantum fourier analysis simply can't crack the code.


What does all that mean? For a more extensive mathematical explanation, click through to Tech Review's more thorough and astute review of quantum encryption. But in summary, encryption is often conducted using asymmetric codes, meaning there's a public key that anyone can use to encrypt data and a private key for decrypting it. The basis of these encryption schemes is math that flows easily in one direction but not so easily in the other.


Such asymmetric code can be tricky for a classical computer to figure out but quantum computers are well suited to such work. To take a simple example, say a message was encrypted using basic multiplication -- one number is multiplied by a number to get a third number. It's not so easy to look at the third number and quickly determine the two numbers that spawned it.


In math, the process of doing this is called factorizing, and mathematicians factorize through a quality called periodicity -- the idea that a mathematical entity with the right periodicity will divide an object correctly while others will not. In 1994, a mathematician created an algorithm that does this very well, and that shortcut to finding periodicity has a quantum analogue known as quantum fourier sampling. Using fourier sampling, quantum computers can quickly factorise codes, rendering most of our most common encryption schemes useless.


But McEliece's little-used code doesn't rely on factorization, meaning quantum fourier analysis can't break it down. That means it's essentially impervious to all known forms of quantum attack. That's not to say that new modes of quantum hacking won't be developed to decrypt McEliece's system, but it's interesting that while standing at the threshold of a new era of computing power researchers are finding solutions that can keep our data safe more than three decades in the past.


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Dammit Darwin, You Let Us Down: Idiot Moron Electrocutes Himself In Science Class, He & His Parents Want To Sue His Teacher, School

Dammit Darwin, You Let Us Down: Idiot Moron Electrocutes Himself In Science Class, He & His Parents Want To Sue His Teacher, School: "darwin-do-your-thing.jpg

Nikola Tesla Jr. here decided it would be a good idea to attach two electrical clamps to his nipples in science class one day and stop his heart. But now he wants to sue his teacher for never informing him APPLYING LIVE ELECTRICAL CURRENT TO YOUR NIPS ISN'T SAFE. But you know what is safe? The chair. Here -- take a seat, dipshit.

[Kyle] Dubois (18) and his parents claim teacher Thomas Kelley did not tell him and other students of the dangers of the demonstration power cords in their electrical trades class.


They are seeking compensation for medical expenses, lost income due to time away from work and other damages related to the incident, which occurred on March 11.

Dubois attached an electrical clamp to one nipple while another student attached another clamp to the other. A third student plugged in the cord.

Dubois was critically injured and his legal team claim he has suffered permanent brain damage.


Listen, I hate to break it to you but Kyle's brain was permanently damaged long before getting his balls shocked off. And to Kyle's parents: you ought to be ashamed of yourselves. If your child hasn't learned ELECTRICITY IS DANGEROUS AND SHOULD NOT BE APPLIED TO TITS by the time they're 18-YEARS OLD, you didn't do your job. If I was the school I'd counter-sue to make his parents build a time machine, go back in time, and never procreate. *banging gavel* This is the word of Judge GW.

U.S. student who electrocuted his nipples sues teacher...for not warning him it was dangerous [dailymail]

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Behind The Awkwardness: Potty Mouth

Behind The Awkwardness: Potty Mouth: "

This picture was taken at my wedding, which took place outdoors and yes we did have a port-a-potty for our guests. My uncle was the photographer and this was a sign of his “professionalism.”


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